Pig Ear - A Song

[With sincerest apologies to The Troggs. Everybody in the world has covered “Wild Thing”, so why not me?]

[Don’t answer that.]

Pig ear!
I hold you so dear!
Your taste is so near
Gra-vy.
Pig ear.

Pig ear, I want to chew you.
And I need your crunch, for sure.
So come on and stay with me.
I’ll munch you.

Pig ear!
You make life un-dreer!
Better than fresh steer
Gra-vy.
Pig ear.

Pig ear, you know I love you.
And I want a taste, for sure.
So come on, let’s hide from Beau.
I’ll chew you.

Pig ear!
You make my mouth cheer!
You’re better than mere
Gra-vy.
Pig ear.

Pig ear, I do adore you.
And I need some more, for sure.
So come here and let me drool.
Yummmmmm.

Pig ear!
I’ll chew in top gear!
My drool makes one queer
Gra-vy.
Pig ear.

Pig ear!
My drool will get smeared!
You’d go good with beer
Gra-vy.
Pig ear.