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Interrogation Tactics

Brad on My Blog - Fri, September 05 2008

*please read Boomer's knee post before continuing*

The details described in the hereafter post occured between the hours of 2:34 PM and 3:11 PM on Friday, September 4th.

Interrogator Brad: Boomer, come on in; sit down. Would you like a water? Maybe some Whiska Treats? No? Alright. So, I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions. Can you describe in detail what you were doing on this day around 1:30?

Boomer: Well, right before that time I was playing with my red velvet mousie. About five minutes later I was sort of hungery so I went to the dish to grab a bite of my new diet food. There after, my belly was full and I was exhausted from playing, so I went to your room to take a nap.

Interrogator Brad: Hmmm. Interesting. Now, by any chace did you go near me and my bag of bones while I was in the midst of studying?

Boomer: I didn't even know you brought out the bag. I was so tired I went straight to bed.

Interrogator Brad: So you are telling me you have no knowledge whatsoever in regards to the location and whereabouts of my left knee bone?

Boomer: I couldn't even tell you what a knee bone looks like, much less give you the whereabouts of it.

Interrogator Brad: Boomer, a refill on water?

Boomer: *gulp* No thanks.

Interrogator Brad: Boomer, I'm going to ask you one more time, do you know where my knee bone is?

Boomer: Nope, no idea. Any chance we can speed this up? EVets is on Animal Planet in ten minutes.

Interrogator Brad: Well, the fact is that I have three different documented cases of where you grabbed a bone from my bag. Given that I have only brought out the bag three different times, it seems unlikely that you would miss this rare opportunity to grab a bone. Secondly, of those times that you did grab a bone from my bag, you nabbed the knee twice and the hyoid once. I'm asking you one last time, did you, or did you not take my left knee!?

Boomer: You can't handle the truth. And even if I did, you have no evidence or proof.

Interrogator Brad: Boomer, let's get to the point. If you don't show me where my knee is, you won't be recieving Temptation treats for a very, very long time.

Boomer: It's under the right corner of your bed! Now about those Temptation treats...

Marci on Sep 05 at 05:17 PM

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That is way too funny. Boomer is MUCH more subtle than Cwy and Wen Sing. They just try to steel it in front of you. If they try in the middle of the night, they leave the evidence out for all too see.

Oreo on Sep 05 at 05:31 PM

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Boomer, you caved so quickly when Temptations were mentioned. True, a knee isn't worth not getting those yummy treats.

Jordan on Sep 06 at 01:23 PM

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I can't blame you Boomer. Mom brought home this great new toy called contacts. If she's silly enough to leave the case out on the bathroom sink I steal it and play soccer on the kitchen floor. My weakness is the nip, when she threatens to hold out on the catnip I cave in an instant.

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