*please read Boomer's knee post before continuing*
The details described in the hereafter post occured between the hours of 2:34 PM and 3:11 PM on Friday, September 4th.
Interrogator Brad: Boomer, come on in; sit down. Would you like a water? Maybe some Whiska Treats? No? Alright. So, I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions. Can you describe in detail what you were doing on this day around 1:30?
Boomer: Well, right before that time I was playing with my red velvet mousie. About five minutes later I was sort of hungery so I went to the dish to grab a bite of my new diet food. There after, my belly was full and I was exhausted from playing, so I went to your room to take a nap.
Interrogator Brad: Hmmm. Interesting. Now, by any chace did you go near me and my bag of bones while I was in the midst of studying?
Boomer: I didn't even know you brought out the bag. I was so tired I went straight to bed.
Interrogator Brad: So you are telling me you have no knowledge whatsoever in regards to the location and whereabouts of my left knee bone?
Boomer: I couldn't even tell you what a knee bone looks like, much less give you the whereabouts of it.
Interrogator Brad: Boomer, a refill on water?
Boomer: *gulp* No thanks.
Interrogator Brad: Boomer, I'm going to ask you one more time, do you know where my knee bone is?
Boomer: Nope, no idea. Any chance we can speed this up? EVets is on Animal Planet in ten minutes.
Interrogator Brad: Well, the fact is that I have three different documented cases of where you grabbed a bone from my bag. Given that I have only brought out the bag three different times, it seems unlikely that you would miss this rare opportunity to grab a bone. Secondly, of those times that you did grab a bone from my bag, you nabbed the knee twice and the hyoid once. I'm asking you one last time, did you, or did you not take my left knee!?
Boomer: You can't handle the truth. And even if I did, you have no evidence or proof.
Interrogator Brad: Boomer, let's get to the point. If you don't show me where my knee is, you won't be recieving Temptation treats for a very, very long time.
Boomer: It's under the right corner of your bed! Now about those Temptation treats...
Marci on Sep 05 at 05:17 PM