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Giraffes! We Have Giraffes!

Perl on Laws - Thu, August 21 2008

The female biped says so! She says they're out there with the squirrels! I haven't seen one yet but she has! She says so! She even said that she saw one running along the electric lines with a squirrel! That must be why IPL was in the neighborhood recently, reinforcing the lines. I don't know what a giraffe is, but apparently we're knee-deep in them here. We're really worked up; she'll say "Giraffe!" and Beau and I start barking our heads off and scrambling down the deck as fast as our six good legs will carry us. Boy, the last thing we needed was for the squirrels to get new allies, especially one we have no information about.

Ernest T, we need your help!

FiFi on Aug 21 at 09:39 PM

Hey, Perl? What's a giraffe? xoxo FiFi

Maggie on Aug 21 at 09:41 PM

Is it the same thing as the squeaky puppet Grrraffe that Mama Muttblood sells? Dang I love to hate that thing.

Lady Penelope on Aug 21 at 10:06 PM

Yikes! Good luck with them things! We got zebras a few roads down from us! Real life zebras! We saw them the other day and ma had to tell me what they were. I thought they were striped horses!

Beauregard on Aug 22 at 08:03 AM

We squirreled a tree this morning! I mean a squirrel treed us this ... Oh, you know what I mean! And Mom saw us and shouted "Giraffe! Get the giraffe!" Right, got it! It must be the Polish word for squirrel! Like "perogi" is the Polish word for "Nomnomnom"

Ernest T on Aug 22 at 08:04 AM

If we got giraffes...I'm going to need a ladder for sure. We're going to need some big dog help on this one...never fear Beagle Queen...we're on our way!!

Kirby on Aug 22 at 08:04 AM

Nuh-uh... for real?

Deuce on Aug 22 at 08:29 AM

Ernest T said:

If we got giraffes...I'm going to need a ladder for sure. We're going to need some big dog help on this one...never fear Beagle Queen...we're on our way!!

Better get Colton and Zena. They're both really big. Oh and Gordon the foster could probably help too.

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