Jack Russell Story

To all my Jack Russell Friends

An elderly Jack Russell was sitting on the grass in Africa gnawing his bone when a leopard sneaked up behind him. Instead of running, the elderly Jack said very loudly: "Man, That was one delicious leopard!" In terror, the leopard ran away. Seeing the little show, a nosey monkey decided to make a friend of the leopard and tell him the truth. The Jack saw the monkey take off and put it together. Pretty soon he sensed the monkey and leopard coming back, and instead of running, said loudly: "I sent that monkey out to bring me another leopard hours ago, I wonder where he could be?" Moral of the story:
"Old dogs already KNOW lots of tricks."