My Possession - A Poem

[With full apologies to Animotion for mucking about with their one hit.]

[Beau]
It’s my possession (my possession)
I cannot howl (not howl)
My big obsession, (obsession)
Held so tight in my jowl. (in my jowl)

It’s paranoia (annoy ya)
No one can I trust.
Get back!
Or I’ll bite you to dust!

[Perl]
I will take it.
Yes I will take it.
I’ll sneak at you
And I will grab it.

And then I will fly
Onto the couch so high
Once I have grabbed it
And made you cry.

[Both]
It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
There’s nothing that you can do
To make me leave it with you.

It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
There’s nowhere you can hide.
To keep me from my pride!

[Beau]
I keep it, next to me,
All day and all night.
I got it, and you don’t,
And that is just right.

You protest (bark bark bark)
You want to steal.
You cannot
Overcome my zeal.

[Perl]
I see you hiding there.
I see you hiding there.
And I will take it.
Yes, I will dare.

A distraction
Is part of my schemes.
Because my movement
Is not what it seems …

[Both]
It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
Now why do you still think
Your armor has not a chink?

It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
There’s nowhere you can go.
No place that you can stow!

[Beau]
My happiness
Has turned to barking. (To barking)
And all my wagging (my wagging)
Has turned to snarking. (To snarking)

Now that you posses it
I must get it back!
To take it from you,
I’d give up my snacks!

[Perl]
But I have it,
Yes, I do have it.
You won’t find a way
And I will keep it.

Where you can see it
But you can’t reach it.
I will tease you
And torture you!

[Both]
It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
It has just changed hands.
That’s activated our glands.

It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
There’s no place we can hide
Where we cannot be spied.

It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
You are a beagle thief
And I get no relief.

It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
I must have it right now.
On my life I do vow.

It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
Why’d you take it from me
And start a beagle gran prix?

It’s my possession!
It’s my possession!
I will take no bull.
We’ll both grab it and pull ...