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My butt is not at pin cushion

Lola on Health - Mon, August 04 2008

This is to my snotty sister, Pearle:

I am not, nor have I ever been, a landing pad for your claws. My cute little bum is not for you! I never deserve your swats, ok...I can sort of get it when I'm snacking out of your toilet, but that's really the only time and ONLY if you catch me in the act. NOT as I'm leaving it.

You have tagged me twice today on seperate occassions and you make me yelp. I then have to run to mom or sissy for saftey. You are becoming very unpredictable. Have you been spayed?

I'm watching you, kitty. You're time will come.

Pearle on Aug 04 at 06:46 PM

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*sideways glare* There is room for only one princess in this house and it's not you.

FiFi on Aug 04 at 07:23 PM

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Poor Lola. I will come over there and chase your Pearle until she can't run anymore! And Pearle, better watch out, 'cuz Lola has teeth that could bite your tail off. So please be very nice to your sister :) xoxox FiFi

Ojo on Aug 04 at 08:18 PM

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want me to send Roo over to help you Lola? I'll pay for all shipping costs.

Francis on Aug 04 at 08:55 PM

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Sock it to her, Lola!

Maggie on Aug 04 at 09:09 PM

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Oh, Lolli, sooo sorry to hear about your bad day. Do you need to have a deep conditioning session in case you have split ends?

Ernest T on Aug 04 at 09:14 PM

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Do what I do---sit on her head! Work up a toot if you can....I'm sure the BFF's would understand

Lola on Aug 04 at 09:47 PM

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I do think I'd like to have a deep conditioning after today, Maggie. That Pearle loves Kirby and scoops all over him. Oreo hisses at her once in a while which I think is in my defense. Hoover is on the fence but after our awesome play session this evening, I'd say he's more on my side.

And yes, I do think that next time Pearle trys to tag my butt, I will fart on her.

Pearle on Aug 04 at 09:50 PM

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I ate your canned dog food this evening. Mom left it on the counter, so I ate the rest.

Peaches on Aug 04 at 11:24 PM

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Okay....kitty, your butt is grass....wait, that doesn't rhyme....you're bum is ....well, whatever. Get her, Lola.

Lola on Aug 05 at 01:50 AM

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Pearle said:
I ate your canned dog food this evening. Mom left it on the counter, so I ate the rest.

So...it was free and I hope you get the poops all over your white princess fur. HAHAH!! Then you'll need a BATH!

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