Buddy eats like a horse. Or a moose. Or something big. He gets three times more food than I do! Pig. He gobbles all that up, and my owner still comments about how skinny he is.
Meantime, someone called me 'sausage dog' the other day. Sausage dog?!? I may not have the girlish little wasp waist of my puppy-hood, but I'm only 4 or 5 pounds overweight. I am NOT a sausage!
I'm going to go chew on my chew bone now and pout. Buddy can just watch. If he's lucky, I'll let him sniff it after I'm done.
I too have been referred to as a sausage dog. It's hurtful! Try hearing 'he's like a hot air balloon sitting on 4 toothpicks!' I can't help it I have skinny legs and a, um, robust middle : (
Yes, I think I've gained weight since Mom got me. She calls me Pig Penny. Now what's that all about? It's not nice to make fun of me.
Well, Penny, you do eat all your food and then mine and Francie's food too. Mom has caught on now and is supervising meal time. If you'd quit hogging all the food, we could stop calling you Pig Penny!
Andy on Aug 04 at 06:18 PM