My plan works every time

Let me 'splain it to you, it goes to show how gullible humans are and how dumb Hoover is.

After breakfast I like to go to the back sliding door to bark. When I do this it brings a human to let "me" out. Well, my barking brings Hoover over and sometimes Lola, too. Hoover starts barking assuming that I see something really great out in the yard (i.e. squirrels, birds) and he gets all fired up. (hehehe) Well, someone comes to open the door and Hoover flies out on a mission for nothing and I "choose" to stay in. My plan works once again! *evil grin*

Now that Hoover is out, that frees ME to enjoy the litterbox, lick cereal bowls of unwanted milk or chew whatever I want in PEACE without Braindamaged being around to snark and snarl at moi.

He goes outside and poops so that when I eventually make my way out there, I don't have any waiting around to do! My snack is all ready for me.

Who's the smart one around here? Ya.. you know it. You'd THINK that the boy would catch on after 9 years of his life but he doesn't.