MMD, MMD--CODE RED!!!
We need 100cc's of poo stat to Rigg's house. An air drop may be best so his Mama won't suspect anything.
Hang on buddy, we're on our way--
Starter on Jul 24 at 03:56 PM
Riggs, RUN into the yard as fast as your bassett legs will take you and find some rabbit poop or something in the yard to rub around in!! Dead birds work, too! I think we can handle a little BFF smell as long as there isn't any pink, polish or poof with it.
Tyranosaurus Riggs on Jul 24 at 03:58 PM
DEWD, my mom has OCD, there is no poop, dog, bird or otherwise in our yard.....if ETB doesn't come through with air support soon I don't know what I'll do!
Thanks for your support buds
Deuce on Jul 24 at 04:08 PM
Oh dear dog! Riggs, we're not going to kick you out of the MDD because of what your mother did to you.
MDDs, do we have any of our squirrel patrol air squadron available that can do a flyover Rigg's house and drop a load? ETB, didn't you say you had blue jays that were assisting with the squirrels? Send them an SOS and get them to Riggs' house ASAP.
Peaches on Jul 24 at 04:37 PM
Oh, Riggs, my handsome basset....I'm sure the MDD's will come to your rescue. I love you anyhow....xxoo Peachie
Starter on Jul 24 at 05:56 PM
Gees Kirby, can't you share the wealth from your yard so Riggs won't feel like a misfit?? You're the Corgi Yoda, make something happen!!
Cherie on Jul 24 at 06:28 PM
I think it's great that you can smell like a BFF for a little while. It gets you in touch with your feminine side. :)
Ernest T on Jul 25 at 08:32 AM
He's a manly Basset, woman! We don't have feminine sides
Charlie on Jul 25 at 03:53 PM
That's right ETB! aRRooo!
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Ernest T on Jul 24 at 03:54 PM