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I smell like a BFF!

Tyranosaurus Riggs on My Blog - Thu, July 24 2008

Mom really did it to me this time! She told me that I was going to get a bath (barf) and that "its not that bad Riggs, just get some of the funk and extra hair off of you." Dogggone moms! By the time I was done all my manly coat had been washed away and instead of being able to puff out my manchest and show off my crust (last week mom found bubble gum in my fur!) I'm covered in what appears to be silky soft baby fur. And to top it off I smell like a darn BFF! I'm sure to be kicked out of the manly men club for this kind of a violation. I mean geeze, Maggie smells more macho than I do these days! I don't know what they used on me but I can tell you this - it was NOOOOOOT an ordinary bath! Lemme know when the next meeting is so you can all line up and pelt me with duck poop! Arooooooooo!

Ernest T on Jul 24 at 03:54 PM

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MMD, MMD--CODE RED!!!

We need 100cc's of poo stat to Rigg's house. An air drop may be best so his Mama won't suspect anything.

Hang on buddy, we're on our way--

Starter on Jul 24 at 03:56 PM

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Riggs, RUN into the yard as fast as your bassett legs will take you and find some rabbit poop or something in the yard to rub around in!! Dead birds work, too! I think we can handle a little BFF smell as long as there isn't any pink, polish or poof with it.

Tyranosaurus Riggs on Jul 24 at 03:58 PM

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Starter said:
Riggs, RUN into the yard as fast as your bassett legs will take you and find some rabbit poop or something in the yard to rub around in!! Dead birds work, too! I think we can handle a little BFF smell as long as there isn't any pink, polish or poof with it.

DEWD, my mom has OCD, there is no poop, dog, bird or otherwise in our yard.....if ETB doesn't come through with air support soon I don't know what I'll do!

Thanks for your support buds

Deuce on Jul 24 at 04:08 PM

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Oh dear dog! Riggs, we're not going to kick you out of the MDD because of what your mother did to you.

MDDs, do we have any of our squirrel patrol air squadron available that can do a flyover Rigg's house and drop a load? ETB, didn't you say you had blue jays that were assisting with the squirrels? Send them an SOS and get them to Riggs' house ASAP.

Peaches on Jul 24 at 04:37 PM

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Oh, Riggs, my handsome basset....I'm sure the MDD's will come to your rescue. I love you anyhow....xxoo Peachie

Kirby on Jul 24 at 05:07 PM

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No poop in your yard!? Forget it, I'm not coming over.

Starter on Jul 24 at 05:56 PM

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Gees Kirby, can't you share the wealth from your yard so Riggs won't feel like a misfit?? You're the Corgi Yoda, make something happen!!

Cherie on Jul 24 at 06:28 PM

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I think it's great that you can smell like a BFF for a little while. It gets you in touch with your feminine side. :)

Ernest T on Jul 25 at 08:32 AM

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Cherie said:
I think it's great that you can smell like a BFF for a little while. It gets you in touch with your feminine side. :)

He's a manly Basset, woman! We don't have feminine sides

Charlie on Jul 25 at 03:53 PM

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Ernest T said:
He's a manly Basset, woman! We don't have feminine sides

That's right ETB! aRRooo!

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