I showed my pillow who's boss?

I have a big, round purple pillow that I have always enjoyed sleeping on. However, recently, I have been, um, teaching the pillow a lesson.

I did it a lot during Greatest American Dog last week. Everytime the dogs would bark on the show, I would grab that big pillow, shake it in my mouth, then mount it!

Andy was barking at me and maybe calling a weirdo, but I can't be sure? Any idea what would cause me to show such dominance? I AM neutered after all.