BOYS CLUB

I am in charge of beer.

I am! I would like to nominate myself as Master of Intramural Sports - wrestling, swimming, rolling in smelly stuff, you know, the manly sports.

I am in charge of snacks. Does everyone like bcb, Snausages, and Pupperoni?

I'm a member. Mama said Teddy and I could be the official "New England Patriot Haters" co-chairs. We would be in charge of sending out email jokes that slam the Patriots, letting everyone know when Tom Brady gets another girl pregnant and then breaks up with her, and letting everyone know when Bellicheat tapes another opposing team's practice illegally.

I think I'm in, but I have a question about the "no clothing rule". I get really cold in the winter, and sometimes mama puts a sweater on me if we're going to the bark park or walking. Does that disqualify me?

As the self-proclaimed king of nudity, I proclaim that wearing a coat/sweater in the winter does not disqualify you, so long as it is a manly coat.

Whew! Yes, it is manly, it is a sage green cable sweater that kind of makes me look like an offshore fisherman. You know, kind of Old Spicey Man looking.

I'll bring the stinky shoes for snacks! We have plenty of small biped shoes here!

I'm in--I too can get snacks via Mama T. I can also provide a club house. Papa built a really cool place for Rock--it's huge. I'm sure we could get one too.