MMD By-laws

see also ETB's by-laws

Addendum: our initiation for new members is that the applicant must exhibit the ability to toot and belch simultaneously, as in the example brought forth by founding member Charlie (see previous post regarding milk consumption).

I accept the nomination of Poop Control with the highest honors. I can fart and burp at the same time, too!

..ya, about that deck moster at my house, I'm not gonna be the guard,'k? It's still under there and I'm still kinda scared of it. *scratching self* But I am a manly man and will do my part in squirrel patrol as I am fast as light'nig.

I'll second these laws and nominate:

Deuce as Treasurer of Happy Tails Ale (he's got the connection.

Charlie- COTB

Myself-- BCB Treats Treasurer

Godzilla/Colton--Deck Monster Guard

Squirrel Patrol--Beauregard/Hoover

New Members--Starter/Star Hunter

Social Chair-Eddie/Buddy

I humbly accept ETB's most kind nomination for COTB. I vow to uphold the by-laws and represent MMD as a shining example of manhood.

I accept the nomination as Treasurer of Happy Tails Ale. I will do my best to keep us well supplied with beer.

I didn't get seconded...am I Poop Controller?

I think I would be a great Deck Monster Guard. I humbly accept the co-chair nomination.

I second the motion for Kirby to be Poop Controller, Charlie to be COTB, ETB to be BCB Treasurer, Colton to be Deck Monster Guard.

I humbly accept the nomination for new member chairman/barksperson and will gladly share duties with Star Hunter. Are we going to need someone to patrol for TURTLES?

Whoa, with regard to by law #4 regarding "catcalls", should the language be changed so it doesn't offend the feline population and get the CCLU (cat civil liberties union) on our backs? I know the DCLU (dog clu) may get called on us for discriminating again the BFF brood, so we gotta be careful with the official language, guys. How about "heckling" instead of "catcalls"?

I humbly accept nomination for social chair w/ Buddy. Buddy, as hounds we need to represent! I say we get started right away on a camping/rafting trip where we can effectively burn your sponge bob sweater and my hillbilly red bandana. This could also be a monthly MMD business trip. That way we can write off the expenses :)

Oh good point! Maybe we should seek legal council regarding wording ...Denny Crane?

'K, thanks. I just wanted to clear that up. It's important to me.

Sorry Man--I didn't figure you needed a second. There's really no other choice for Poop Conisseur.

I would like to nominate myself for BCB Treats Treasurer! I do treasure my treats, hee-hee-hee

Two Bassets in charge of BCB's and Treats--nothing can go wrong here (ha!ha!) Join me Brother Riggs--We'll find the best treats around.

There could be no other PC! Kirby, you have my solemn vow as COTB that you will always remain as Poop Controller in good standing.

Yes, we should definitely seek out the wise words of our legal eagle Crane...wait a minute, how many birds can be avian AND attorney?

So nice of you to think of me now that all the officers have been named. I should be your legal counsel for exactly WHAT reason? I'm feeling a bit taken advantage of, fellows. Sir Denny Crane
PS--when do we bring on the dancing girls?

Sgt at Arms??? Perhaps Cigar aficionado??

Crap!!! I forgot--NO BATHS!!

Ummm... ix-nay on the ancing-day irls-gay....my Sashi would not approve! Unless maybe we claimed that we were offering a dance scholarship and were holding auditions..?

That sounds like a fine story, Charlie. Can I be the Entertainment Coordinator? wink, wink Sir Denny Crane

EXcellent idea! As Legal Counsel and Entertainment Coordinator, you will be the perfect resource for advising us on just how far we can go before breaking any laws. *wink*

I accept my nomination for co-chair with Colton as Deck Monster Guards.Just make sure there is CHEESEBURGERS UMMM CHEESEBURGERS. No one will mess with us. THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

EBT, I will be delighted to work with New Members and see they get initiated properly. Starter and I will serve this CLUB well.

DUDE! That totally has to be written into the by-laws.

Um, I don't hike to pee. May I still become a member?

It has become clear I may need to amend my hike to pee rule as due to illness, age and height, we seem to have some problems. I too have fallen over when I was little. Let me think on it--Charlie Corgi, help me out here. Anyone got any ideas?

Hey buddy!! I was wondering when you'd sign up! This MMD has become quite the 'in' thing, if I do say so myself! Guys are lined up around the block, just waiting to be accepted as members. Dude, you are so in. As COTB, I can get all corgis in regardless of hiking ability. BARK

Arroo!! Thanks Buddy!You won't regret it, I promise!!! Is there any position that still needs to be filled?

I think you could head up our East Coast chapter. How 'bout it?

And just where do you think Beauregard and Hoover got their squirrel training?!?!