Well, I was decidedly a little bored yesterday. Dad was at school/work and all I wanted to accomplish was my hunting of toys Dad usually leaves out. So, one by one I try tracking them down. By about the time I uncovered the last one (a catnip squirrel inside the laundry basket) I thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if I hid this one for Dad??" So, knowing that humans have poor sense of smell, I decided to drop it in the toylet that way it would be an easy little hunt for Dad. Little did I know at the time that the toy had this principle called weight. And even more so, it gains weight when you did it in water. So, as my little squirrel toy was dipped in water it sank, and sank, and sank some more until it went deep into the toylet (that's what I call it, Dad said it's spelled toilet, but I play in it so it's a toylet," drain. Later that night when Dad came home and needed to go to the bathroom. He was sure surprised when he flushed that toylet. Water and human nasty stuff went everywhere. It was only when he dug his hand down the drain did he find a messed up little squirrel. Let me tell you, I am one little stinker!!
Yogi on Jun 14 at 04:54 PM