Officer Chase does drugs!!!!

OMG! Get out! I kinda had the hots for him, but now I don't know. I guess he's never seen the "this is your brain on drugs" commercials. What was he thinking? What was he doing?

Sweet Tart, this make you a narc! LOL!!!

Oh no....I'm sure Officer Chase had a good reason to take drugs....probably prescription drugs just for him. Please tell me it ain't so.

Kinda reminds me of Elvis being Mr. Nixon's Drug Czar representative. Died on the toilet and buried in the backyard like a pet gerbil. I hope that Barkey doesn't go down this road.

You make Mama giggle...

As for Officer Chase, perhaps he's preparing for some undercover work. Maybe it's just allergies??? Innocent until proven guilty is what I say.

I don't care. He barks too much and is a poo poo head. Everyone deserves to know the truth about him. And he doesn't really have an officer badge, he just SAYS he does.

These must be prescription drugs because as an officer of the law, Chase would be subject to drug testing for illegal substances. I'm sure he wouldn't jeopardize his very important position as deputy for an illegal high.

Gasp! Nooo! Do we need to stage an intervention? You could probably make a killing selling those pics to TMZ, Sweetie! I can see the headline now...

*Chase: From Patrolman to Pills - The Fall of the Doxie Detective* :)

Say it isn't so!! I have modeled my security routines after Officer Chase. I try to maintain his viligance and dedication to the security of our home. I alert mom at every sight or sound of a possible security threat. Officer Chase is an inspiration to me! There must be an explanation!!

Maybe his mom gave him some drugs to calm him and stop all the security alerts!! I think mom should consider that for you too, Minnie!

Sweetie gets a little carried away with her little self. Yes, we did give Chase a pill the other night. There were a lot of fireworks going off and we wanted to wind him down a little. He thinks he has to bark at every little noise in order to keep things safe. I disagree so I gave him some Pet Eeze. All natural and just takes the edge off for him to relax a little. Maybe next time I should give him the Rescue Remedy so she won't see him "popping pills". She is quite the drama queen. I just want to reassure everyone that Chase's lips would never touch illegal substances. He takes his police duties very seriously and wouldn't want to get thrown off the force:-) Bev, tell your mom she can get them at Petsmart and they are about $8 for a bottle of 100(I think). I used to give them to Hootie for storms and fireworks(he was deathly afraid of both). Since he's gone, I thought I would use the leftover for Chase. I know he's been very upset over Sweetie's accusations but he'll probably be back on here soon. Thanks for everyone's concern but he is no pill head.

Oh, I knew it!! Thank DOG!!

Ditto, Minnie....phew, I was startin' to worry about Officer Chase. Sweetie, spreading rumors like that about officers of the law is not very nice (even if he's a poo poo head sometimes).