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Beauregard on Fitness - Fri, June 27 2008

I found a new treat! I wanted mom to make baby bird tetrazzini, but she just squealed and dropped Sophie's leash, then Sophie tried to escape, but Perl cross-blocked her into the castle, a baby rabbit ran out, got caught in the fence, which scared a squirrel, which fell out of the mulberry tree, which made Perl chase it until she got zapped by the shock collar, which distracted Sohpie while she was going through the fence to escape AGAIN, so Mom grabbed her back legs, and while she wasn't looking I got to eat poo! But no baby bird tetrazzini! This is so depressing I need to chew smelly shoes. Mm, feet. I hope I can chew up mom's expensive Italian sandals. I got a taste yesterday and they were delicious! I bet they'd go great with mojitos! Oh boy! My favorite!

So I can definitely recommend dead baby birds as a way to make sure everyone gets enough exercise.

Charlie (Goosey) on Jun 27 at 06:37 PM

You have mom laughing! Thanks - it sure makes our day better. I would LOVE to have baby bird tetrazzini!

Hoover on Jun 27 at 07:37 PM

What a scene!! It's so much fun having multiple dogs!!

FYI, dead baby birds are even better if left to fester in the hot sun. The smell is intoxicating.. I recommend rolling on it and then eating it.

Trek on Jun 27 at 08:14 PM

Hoover said:

What a scene!! It's so much fun having multiple dogs!! FYI, dead baby birds are even better if left to fester in the hot sun. The smell is intoxicating.. I recommend rolling on it and then eating it.

Oh you guys, this girl had ahold of a reallllyyyy great partially sundried, half grown baby robin last week. Man, it smelled so good and as I was just ready to rip into the delectible carcass, Mom ripped it from my mouth and tossed it in the garbage can. Man. I had something Starter didn't find!!! He did find where it had been perfuming up the grass and we've since had some good rubs in it. If you can't chew it, rub in it!!

Penny on Jun 27 at 09:24 PM

Dang! Some dogs have all the fun and excitement. Enjoy the shoes and have Sophie pour the mojitos....

Peaches on Jun 28 at 01:20 AM

EWWWWWWW!

Zuni on Jun 28 at 07:17 AM

eeewww!

Perl on Jun 28 at 07:20 AM

Tell me about it. Have you seen where bipeds put their
shoes? Ick.

Buddy on Jun 30 at 10:22 AM

Hoover said:

What a scene!! It's so much fun having multiple dogs!! FYI, dead baby birds are even better if left to fester in the hot sun. The smell is intoxicating.. I recommend rolling on it and then eating it.

I'm kinda partial to the ones that have been ran over several thousand times...makes it more like a birdy burger. I tell you what, my mom LOVES it when I scarf them up off the hot asphalt :)

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