Letter to the Editor

It seems as though Brateleine is not the only famous Muttblood this week. My wonderful mother wrote a letter about me to the Editor of Indianapolis Monthly magazine and it just happens to be the first letter published in the current issue. In it she extols my virtues as the first cat she can "no longer resist." Either she or the magazine made the unfortunate error of reporting that they named me Denny Crane, completely overlooking the fact that I announced myself upon my arrival. Denny Crane, I said. That's the price of fame...rumor and innuendo. Just as long as they spell it right. Sir Denny Crane