Kinda Out There

So this is what happened to me today. I sneezed and then I had the sniffles. Tiff told mom that I needed medicine because of that. But this is what really happened to me that caused me to sneeze:

I was asleep on the table on the porch, then when mom came in and closed the door a bird got in behind her. I rose up and out of all of us out there it fell right in my nose! It tickled and I didn't like it. It won't come out. So now I have to lay on the floor so no more will go up my nose.

Tiff said that was kinda out there and far fetched, that it wasn't true. Then her and mom was talking about it so I told them it was snuck in my brain, then Tiff said then, you are a bird brain.

I think it might have been a fly now. She said I need to get my story straight. But I was asleep so I could I be for sure?