Pearle, I had only temporarily forgotten you as an unfortunate relapse of Mad Cow came up. Now that I see you in all your foxy glory, I remember just exactly why I invited you over for the Scotch and the, uh, etc. Don't worry about being too young for the Scotch. I will drink your share. I'm happy to hear that you will consider an older man. As everyone knows I am Denny Crane, the most completely handsome, irresistable, hunk of cat you will ever meet. I will be as faithful to you as is felinely possible, but please be aware of my ongoing relationship with my mother, who brought me in from the cold and clutches me to her ample bosom. That should in no way interfere with the passion that you and I can share, beautiful one. RRRRAAAOWWW, chirp, chirp right back atcha. Sir Denny Crane, but you can call me Denny.
Don't you still sleep with your mother?
I'm looking into my treat ball....I forsee a lot of drama on IP!
Francis on Jun 05 at 09:13 AM