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Denny Crane ME-OW!

Pearle on Behavior - Thu, June 05 2008

Um, I'm just going public with this because I can't stand it any more. I am sooo smitten with Denny Crane. If you remember last week he called me a "fine" cat and I went over to his house with Oreo while the boys smoked cigars and had scotch. I had neither as I'm not even two yet.

Denny Crane, when you read this, I hope you remember all of my beauty and will consider me for a girlfriend. You are one suave rouge!

I was seeing Scratchy but he is never here and hasn't talked to me in, like, forever. He was never my type but you, Sir Denny Crane, are.

RRRAAAOOOWWWWWW!

Francis on Jun 05 at 09:13 AM

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Pearle! I heard that Denny Crane is a rogue. Be careful that you don't get your heartbroken.

Stacy on Jun 05 at 09:22 AM

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If I were a cat, I'd be after Denny Crane too! He's quite a charmer! Of course, I have been divorced twice. I'm not very good at picking the right men! ;)

Kris on Jun 05 at 09:32 AM

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Stacy said:
If I were a cat, I'd be after Denny Crane too! He's quite a charmer! Of course, I have been divorced twice. I'm not very good at picking the right men! ;)

LOL!

Yogi on Jun 05 at 10:01 AM

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There is life after being dumped on Indy Paws. One minute, I was hot and heavy with the poodle princess, the next minute, she's gone. Fortunately Francie Pants has agreed to be my girlfriend.

Peaches on Jun 05 at 10:16 AM

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Oh, Pearle.....I've also heard about Sir Denny Crane. You better be very careful, little girl. Me thinks he could be a cad. You'd better talk to your mama about this.

Francis on Jun 05 at 10:23 AM

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Yogi said:
There is life after being dumped on Indy Paws. One minute, I was hot and heavy with the poodle princess, the next minute, she's gone. Fortunately Francie Pants has agreed to be my girlfriend.

How are you today, my studly Yogi? Got into any tussles with anyone at the bark park lately?

Yogi on Jun 05 at 11:31 AM

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Francis said:
How are you today, my studly Yogi? Got into any tussles with anyone at the bark park lately?

Hi sweet Francie Pants. No, I haven't been to the bark park since Monday when I terrorized Daisy. We did go for a long walk last night.

Maraka on Jun 05 at 12:36 PM

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:/ im jealous mom said i cant have a boyfriend till im atleast 12! :(

Denny Crane on Jun 05 at 08:11 PM

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Pearle, I had only temporarily forgotten you as an unfortunate relapse of Mad Cow came up. Now that I see you in all your foxy glory, I remember just exactly why I invited you over for the Scotch and the, uh, etc. Don't worry about being too young for the Scotch. I will drink your share. I'm happy to hear that you will consider an older man. As everyone knows I am Denny Crane, the most completely handsome, irresistable, hunk of cat you will ever meet. I will be as faithful to you as is felinely possible, but please be aware of my ongoing relationship with my mother, who brought me in from the cold and clutches me to her ample bosom. That should in no way interfere with the passion that you and I can share, beautiful one. RRRRAAAOWWW, chirp, chirp right back atcha. Sir Denny Crane, but you can call me Denny.

Maggie on Jun 05 at 08:16 PM

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Denny Crane said:
Pearle, I had only temporarily forgotten you as an unfortunate relapse of Mad Cow came up. Now that I see you in all your foxy glory, I remember just exactly why I invited you over for the Scotch and the, uh, etc. Don't worry about being too young for the Scotch. I will drink your share. I'm happy to hear that you will consider an older man. As everyone knows I am Denny Crane, the most completely handsome, irresistable, hunk of cat you will ever meet. I will be as faithful to you as is felinely possible, but please be aware of my ongoing relationship with my mother, who brought me in from the cold and clutches me to her ample bosom. That should in no way interfere with the passion that you and I can share, beautiful one. RRRRAAAOWWW, chirp, chirp right back atcha. Sir Denny Crane, but you can call me Denny.

Don't you still sleep with your mother?

Pearle on Jun 05 at 09:38 PM

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Denny...I'm all yours. You can have my share of scotch, I don't even know what it is! It's ok that you have a special relationship with your mom. I like a sensitive man. I happen to love my mom, too. I even say "mama" when I see her sometimes, specially when she has my treats. XXXOOO

Peaches on Jun 06 at 01:25 AM

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Pearle said:
Denny...I'm all yours. You can have my share of scotch, I don't even know what it is! It's ok that you have a special relationship with your mom. I like a sensitive man. I happen to love my mom, too. I even say "mama" when I see her sometimes, specially when she has my treats. XXXOOO

I'm looking into my treat ball....I forsee a lot of drama on IP!

Eddie on Jun 06 at 08:06 AM

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Maggie said:
Don't you still sleep with your mother?

Maggie! I don't think you're supposed to call him out on that! Besides...I do to!

Ernest T on Jun 06 at 08:38 AM

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Maggie said:
Don't you still sleep with your mother?

Me too, but that's still funny.

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