This weekend dad let me off with out a bath. hmmmm smells fishy to me.
So, last night, mom came home from work. We did the dinner thing. Mom got her jammies on and we sat on the couch watching a little tv, and i of course was chewing a chewie. I decided mom needed to take me out to go potty. Going outside at our place is always an adventure, you never know if there is a kitty or a kid outside. Last night there were none. so mom being the non disiplinarian that she is let me roam a little. she always says as long as i can see you. but she always wanders with me. I hopped a little further than usual, behind a big bush that is in the complex. Sniffed around a bit, and then i decided my back itched. mom didnt think anything of it, i usually plop down somewhere and itch. when i got up mom walked over and noticed i had a new tan spot on my side and started squaking something about oh my god maraka, thats gross! She said i stunk again and i was getting a double bath! she told me to do my buisness, and finish fast. she wiped me down, when i was near her and then i sped off to the door. Busted. Daddy was inside and when we got in mom said for dad to start bath water and told him why. boy was dad dissapointed. i tried to explain that i wanted to be apart of the POOP PATROL and they should all be glad i didnt have a sweater on, other wise mom would have been even madder.

go poop patrol!