Bipeds are back!

SQUIRREL!!!!

Didja see a squirrel? Is that what interrupted your post? I'm sending Francie Pants over. She'll be a big help!

PS. Is Bowie coming back to your house?

We're glad your parental units are back home, Perl. Enjoy yer huntin'!

See?!? I'm tellin' ya. They (squirrels) are up to something!

[COMES IN CHEWING ON A SHOE] What?

Glad the bipeds are back cause we got t-r-o-u-b-l-e. Hoovie's making himself crazy fending them off and I had a standoff with one this morning not more than 10 ft from my house. They think we've gone soft. I'm going back to daily patrols starting today.

Glad the bi-peds made it back! Now, go get that squirrel - oh, too late.

[FLOSSING TEETH WITH ORANGE-BRISTLED DEVICE] Taken care of. So, what's for dinner?

Whew! Okay, sorry about that. [REMOVES SILLY STRING FROM EAR.] Just doing some squirrel interrogation. Where were we? Oh, yes, bipeds back. Glad to see them, snuggles in bed, wag wag wag, that sort of thing. Oh, and peanut butter in a kong, they're okay on that front.

We had a squirrel sitting in the middle of the yard, making fun of us in front of the picture window in the sunroom and we went crazy and Mom wouldn't let us out. Can you believe it???