My busy Wiener Wednesday

So I got up this morning and my tummy was hurting. I went outside and ate some lovely tall grass before breakfast. Mom fixed my food and I still did not come in(that is so not me. I am the food queen). She finally put my food outside but I just wasn't interested. Mom knew something was wrong so she stayed home for a couple of hours this morning. Everything else seemed ok except my tummy was grumbling loudly so she decided to go to work. I hadn't pooped yet but she thought I might so she put me in the X pen in the kitchen. I had 2 dog beds, 2 rugs, a little water, a couple of biscuits and lots of puppy pads. Mom closed the X pen up and went to work. Dad was supposed to be home on time but he worked late(bad dad, he knew I was sick) and mom had a meeting. So I wondered where everybody was and decided to go looking. First I managed to get the X pen open, then I took one of my dog beds out and put it in the living room. I closed the Xpen back up and headed toward the bedroom. Foiled! Mom had put the baby gate up. So I worked on that until I knocked it down then I went into the bedroom. That's where all the wieners stay in their cages. I went in there and sashayed back and forth several times in front of them. Then I realized how tired I was. My legs are really short and I'm a little on the pleasingly plump side you know. So I climbed the doggie steps and got in the big bed. I made sure to lay at the edge of the bed so all of them could see me from their cages. I guess I was really sleeping because I didn't hear dad come home. Before I could go back to the Xpen, he found me sleeping in the big bed. He thought it was funny that I had moved everything to get there. The explosvive poop in the corner-he didn't see the humor in having to clean that up. I had some supper and I'm back to relaxing. I have some super stinky clear the house farts though. Mom said I better quit trying to eat the dirt outside or I'll get sick like Sweetie was. So I hope everybody had a fun Wiener Wednesday. I know I had a kinda strange but funny one.