Mom checked out your posting of where you could get those slings and she is considering getting the Jackie house one. Seems sometimes it's too difficult to walk us both and that might make it easier -- course, this is for future times when I don't have my party hat as much *pray*

Tell your mom to check out the resale baby stores! Once Upon A Child may have one for cheap. I used to see them there!!

Slings are for girls. I'm a manly dog and don't require a sling.

Darn tootin' Deuce. You in a sling would definitely be a deal breaker. It would hide your manliness. Oh, I'm getting all weak in the knees and have to lie down!

There is no way I'm riding in a sling either. God gave me 4 good legs and I intend to use them. How stupid would I look riding in a sling having a smoke?

It's beyond my ability to articulate how weird that would look to see you in a sling with a cigar.