We can ALWAYS tell when Mom has cheated on us. Whenever she comes home from being gone for the weekend, she SMELLS funny, like OTHER dogs!! Can you believe that??!! She leaves us for the whole weekend and has the nerve to love on other dogs while she is gone. But I can't seem to help myself, I can't be mad at her. I am just sooo glad she finally came home that I go up an sniff all over her and beg for attention. I am glad you guys are stronger than I am and maybe I will work on making her feel guilty and snub her until she gives me a treat.(She's gone alot, so I could make out like a bandit on the treat things!)

When our mama taught at her school this year, they had a school dog. He was Labradoodle in training for something (the Olympics?). Well, our mama would come home from work EVERYDAY smelling like dog kisses. We KNOW she was cheatin' on us! Plus, we never even got to meet this "Gilby" as my mama called him. How fair was that?!!

Our moms should be ashamed of themselves. Bad mommies, bad. We still love our mom though. She can't help it because she's human. We have to remember humans aren't as loyal as we are.