Beau Will Tear It Apart Again

[With full apologies to the former members of Joy Division.]

Beauregard bites a hole
On my new toy he stole.
And he tugs like Ricky Sprole;
Is destruction his goal?
Or does ripping like a troll
Satisfy his soul?

And Beau, Beau will tear it apart, again.
Beau, Beau will tear it apart, again.

Why is Beauregard so mean,
Destroying everything
That the bipeds to me bring,
To play with or to fling?
Must he take all my bling
And turn it into string?

Beau, Beau will tear it apart, again.
Beau, Beau will tear it apart, again.

Oh how he puts me in a huff,
As he ruins all my stuff.
I have had enough guff,
And it’s time to get rough.
I’ll bite Beau on his duff,
And his ear I will cuff.

I, I will tear Beau apart, again.
I, I will tear Beau apart, again.

I, I will tear Beau apart, again.
I, I will tear Beau apart, again.