Chez Beagle is certainly en fete today. From all corners comes the sound of laughing and clinking glasses, the toilet bowl water is flowing like wine, kibbles and dog biscuits are being wolfed down (appropriately), rope bones are being chewed, and it is sheer joyous chaos. Occasionally the teeming throngs outside Chez Beagle get too boisterous and we must address them from the balcony. The papparazzi are everywhere (delivering pizza), and soon we will break open a Michael Vick pinata.
The reason? Beauregard is two years old today. We decided to splash out a bit in the celebration, unlike my quiet birthday dinner with 500 of my closest friends. I had to duck into a room to catch my breath before the pinned-duck bowling and decided to give an update to you before forwarding it on the the UP, API, and ASPCA.
By the way, a word of warning: if you've never met Helio Castroneves' beagle Tuggy, he is a MAD MAN. You should have seen him during Pin the Tail on Uncle Bill. I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my half-bot of Chateau leFeet.
Colton on May 16 at 07:32 AM