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A Celebration Day

Perl on Activities - Fri, May 16 2008

Chez Beagle is certainly en fete today. From all corners comes the sound of laughing and clinking glasses, the toilet bowl water is flowing like wine, kibbles and dog biscuits are being wolfed down (appropriately), rope bones are being chewed, and it is sheer joyous chaos. Occasionally the teeming throngs outside Chez Beagle get too boisterous and we must address them from the balcony. The papparazzi are everywhere (delivering pizza), and soon we will break open a Michael Vick pinata.

The reason? Beauregard is two years old today. We decided to splash out a bit in the celebration, unlike my quiet birthday dinner with 500 of my closest friends. I had to duck into a room to catch my breath before the pinned-duck bowling and decided to give an update to you before forwarding it on the the UP, API, and ASPCA.

By the way, a word of warning: if you've never met Helio Castroneves' beagle Tuggy, he is a MAD MAN. You should have seen him during Pin the Tail on Uncle Bill. I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my half-bot of Chateau leFeet.

Colton on May 16 at 07:32 AM

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Happy Birthday Beauregard!

Beverly on May 16 at 07:36 AM

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Happy Birthday to Beauregard!! I'm going to give mom a piece of my mind!! I've been here three years. Three years, and no Mike Vick pinatas, no big parties, no pizza!! What a bunch of bull!

Scouter-Roo on May 16 at 07:39 AM

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Happiest of Birthdays (and quick recoveries) to you Beauregard from the Jackies!

Daisy on May 16 at 07:48 AM

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Oh Beauregard....you are still a baby! Now when you have the "not so perfect" behavior, you can blame it on the "terrible twos".
We don't need Uno, we don't need Underdog (the movie star beagle)or even Tuggy...because we have the best of them all...we have Beauregard!! Happy Birthday!!

Casey on May 16 at 07:56 AM

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Happy B-Day Beauregard...sounds like you are having a great day. Enjoy!!!

Ernest T on May 16 at 08:58 AM

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Oh boy, Oh boy-- Our favorite Beau's birthday ;0) Enjoy the glorious celebration my friend...

Peaches on May 16 at 09:28 AM

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Sounds like Bowie's gonna feel kinda bad in the morning.....hmmmmm. Happy Birthday, Beauregard....sounds like a blast is in the happenin' at your house.

Deuce on May 16 at 09:46 AM

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Dudes, we're comin to your house! Kibbles and dog biscuits and a Michael Vick pinata!!!!! That's the best. Happy Birthday Beauregard. Two is great--you'll love it.

Perl on May 16 at 10:00 AM

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Make is snappy, Duece. Beauregard is going to do his new song, Weimeraner, being backed by a reunion of the original Judas Priest lineup. Then Bruce Springstreet and the E Steen Band are going to do a collection of songs about how hard life is for working people while I wee in his Bugatti. When you get here, ask for Paul Tracy; he's the head concierge for this event. (Hey, poor guy needed a job ...)

Daphne Marie on May 16 at 11:14 AM

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Sounds like an awesome time dude. Party hardy. Have a super Happy Birthday. Love the Michael Vick piniata and Pin The Tail on Uncle Bill----you all rock !!!!!

Sydney on May 16 at 11:58 AM

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Perl, your majesty, I think it's very kind of you to have a party for little Beau. Can you ask him to lift his leg on Paul Tracy? My mom says that Sarah Fisher has a Lab that she is CRAZY over. I think someone should do a nice segment on race car driver pets. Yappy Birthday to Beau!

Maraka on May 16 at 12:03 PM

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happy birthday from our happy family to you!

Charlie (Goosey) on May 16 at 12:43 PM

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Happy birthday Beauregard!!!! What a PARTY!!!!

Barney on May 16 at 03:55 PM

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Happy Berfday!!! I am going to dig a special Beau Birthday hole in the yard to make the occasion!!

Beauregard on May 16 at 04:47 PM

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Well, it had to happen. Perl and Uno got too rowdy and the police showed up. Fortunately, it was the canine unit, and they brought doughnuts!

Beauregard on May 17 at 07:16 AM

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Ugh, hangover. Not my favorite. We had fun though. Thanks to everyone who came out. Man, are we going to need a massive scooper for the back yard.

Perl on May 17 at 07:17 AM

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Ooh, my head. I think I need one of those morning-after restorers that Jeeves had in P.G. Wodehouse's novels. Still, what a bash. Ooh, light. Anyone got a Tylenol the size of a great dane?

Casey on May 17 at 08:16 AM

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Perl said:
Ooh, my head. I think I need one of those morning-after restorers that Jeeves had in P.G. Wodehouse's novels. Still, what a bash. Ooh, light. Anyone got a Tylenol the size of a great dane?

Take two aspirin and nap all day.

Bobbie on May 17 at 08:49 AM

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Happy late Birthday!

Lola on May 17 at 08:54 AM

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Happy Birthday Beau!! Celebrate ALL weekend!

Boomer on May 17 at 09:14 AM

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Happy birthday, Beaurgard! As for you Pearl, your rhetoric astounds me. You are too funny. Favorite line, "...the toilet bowl water is flowing like wine."

Maggie on May 17 at 10:09 AM

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Beauregard said:
Ugh, hangover. Not my favorite. We had fun though. Thanks to everyone who came out. Man, are we going to need a massive scooper for the back yard.

What did you hang over?? I'm glad everyone had a good time. Too good, I think. And a big scooper...for the poop or the puke?

Godzilla on May 17 at 04:16 PM

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Happy belated Birthday Beau! Sounds like you had a wild time. :)

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