Well, Dad had to do some studying today for school. So, being the natural sort, I decided to help him. Besides, ornithology is my specialty! However, after trying my best to read the book manuals, charts, and graphics, Dad said I would do best to help him by taking a cat nap. Granted, I'm not a fan of naps, but once I realized Dad wasn't going to play with me I decided a nap was a good idea.

Since a nap was in question, I decided to hop into the moonchair and fall into dream world. After a blurry sight of Dad pulling his hair out over textbooks, I was all of a sudden into a field. I was outside! I could smell flowers, eat grass, and chase bees. Life was good! As I was tromping around the grassy knoll I all of a sudden was ambushed by Nazi Mice! Black, brown, white, red, purple, toy and real....they were gradually surrounding me. As they moved in closer I saw off in the distance Gigi, my sister, tied and guarded by super rats. When I seen her in distressed I all of a sudden turned into Rambo Cat! One at a time I ripped into those pesky Nazi Mice. As I tore off their Swatiska tattoos on their backsides and bit into their bodies cat nip was thrown from their fresh wounds. The smell of their injuries drove me more and more toward their destruction. Once they were through I started to run toward the distressed Gigi. The rats guarding her glared at me. As I was in full speed I pulled out my Rambo Cat Claws and pounced on the first rat and shredded him good! Then, I tore off the whiskars and tail of the other rat. With his tail, I strangled him. Then, just as I was getting ready to untie Gigi, I felt something grab my back paw. It was the first mouse I shredded with my claws! He was still alive and holding me back from victory! As I looked back to finish his demise I heard, "Boomer! Oh, Boomer!" coming directly above me. As I look up a bird launched an aireal assault. Just as the bird bomb was suppose to annhiliate me I woke up. Dad was grabbing my back paw and was saying, "Boomer! Oh, Boomer!" I was so close to being Rambo Cat...Ruler of the Land! Darn it Dad for waking me up from my one unusual nap. Maybe next time...