My version of fetch

I don't understand why people have to train their dogs to fetch. I do a great job of it and I've never been thaught. Here's how I do it:

Mom or anyone, has the tennis ball, it gets tossed, we go after it. I then grab it in my mouth, take about three steps, drop it then procede to turn around and snarl at Kirby and Lola when they come near it! Voila! Fetch! The human then comes to get it from my guarding space and then tosses it again! FETCH!! I'm the best at it.

If I get the ball, it is mine. I do not share. That means Kirby and Lola can not have it. I have to snarf them away. The hardest part was training my humans to come and get it. They caught on finally and I reward them with a kiss.

Should I NOT be the one who gets the ball, I respect that... Whoever gets it can bring it back to mom (or whoever) and the cycle starts all over again.

Mom says I don't play fair and that snarfing is not allowed, blah...blah..blah.. it makes Kirby and Lola not want to play, blah...blah....blah... Talk to the paw mom! This is how my game of fetch rolls.