By the way, the female biped is mourning over the squirrel family. Insanity, I tell you! I knew she was losing her connection to reality with this: http://www.indypaws.com/post/index/11375 but SYMPATHIZING with squirrels? Ugh! I save her from almost certain acorn-related death and she acts this way. Some people's children ...
Ernest T on Apr 14 at 09:30 PM
All hail Killer Queen!! We've been hot on the trail of these squirrels and their new allies. The idea was brought forth in enlist the help of the fish, frogs, and turtles as we believe the ducks and geese have fallen in with the squirrels. You should have left the squirrel on the fence as a warning to all others who would attempt to infiltrate your kingdom. AND tell your female biped that the squirrels tried to steal Mama's truck the other day AND she has found acorns in her truck bed and under the hood. Beware of Saboteurs!!
Beauregard on Apr 14 at 09:34 PM
The large biped put it on the fence, in a bag! It's great! But he put it on the other side so I can't get to it! Why?! Squirrel tails make the best floss! Dental hygiene! Oh boy! My favorite!
Teddy on Apr 14 at 09:35 PM
Wow, you killed a squirrel? Mama's first dog did that. He got the silent treatment all day long. I don't think I would actually kill one, maybe just chase it.
Sydney on Apr 14 at 09:56 PM
Oh, your majesty, I am so thrilled for you! Mom said that the whole squirrel on the fence idea as a deterrent reminds her of the Stephen King book and movie, "The Stand." There were lots of people hanging from fences as a warning to fear the humans on the dark side. We, of course, are the bright side, trying to remove those nasty, sneaky, evil rodents from harming our humans. What part of that does your mom not get?????
Baby on Apr 14 at 11:34 PM
After we come in, our terrorist squirrel sits right in front of the sunroom window. He doesn't have the nerve when we're outside. Mom won't let us out cause somebody told her that squirrels can get in a mean fight with a dog and hurt us. A couple times, she didn't know it was there when we went out but it slipped through the fence before we got it. Those squirrels are tricky and we don't want them around!
Beverly on Apr 15 at 07:41 AM
WOW! I am amazed at your skill, Perl. I am working on jumping up tree trunks. I jump, hit the tree, jump again, etc. I can get a good distance up a tree trunk like that. I almost caught a squirrel the other day, but he was a little too quick. I'm going to get one some day!!
Hoover on Apr 15 at 08:03 AM
I have had the tail in my mouth and it did do a great job flossing as it ran away. I commend you for your valiant capture. Hanging it on the fence is a little creepy but I'm sure the other squirrels got the message. Being that today is going to be nice, I'll be outside most of the day on patrol. Did you know that the longer you're outside, the more desensitized the terrorists become of your presence? Oh ya.... I will catch one today. Keep it up Perl and Beau!!
Deuce on Apr 15 at 08:48 AM
All hail the Killer Queen. That rodent got what was coming to him. I hope there are many more to follow in his dead footsteps.
SPENSER on Apr 15 at 08:52 AM
Way to go Perl, we knew that those bushy tailed rodents were headed your way, Snickers sources told him Saturday at a meeting and he relayed it to Capt. Chase yesterday. Good job, well done.
Charlie (Goosey) on Apr 15 at 10:00 AM
Terrific job Queen Perl! Mom made our tie-outs longer, so maybe I'll have a chance soon.
KC on Apr 15 at 10:43 AM
Woohoo....good going....hate them vermin....they taunt us from over the fence every day. Tweeter got one last year...they were a little bit scared after that, but they're back in full force this year. I guess they need a reminder.
Sydney on Apr 15 at 02:30 PM
Hang them from the fence.
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Perl on Apr 14 at 09:22 PM