Nuh-uh! Now THAT'S weird! I probably would have fainted seeing those big things. I saw them once at a rest stop and they freaked me out. I like to chew their hoofies, though. Did they leave you any? How about poop to roll in?

Bogie did freak out 'cause he had never seen them before, but I've seen them lots. We walk past them everytime we go for a walk, but NEVER in my yard before! I'll have to ask mom if they left any poop to roll in or any hoovies to chew on.....

COWS? I hate Cows, I always bark at cows. Good job Colton.

You showed them, didn't you Colton? That's why you're my bodyguard. Now, Bogie better get accustomed to those cows if he's going to be your assistant. He can't be freaking out you know.

Been there, buddy. We used to have cows in our yard all the time. Mama was a heck of a herder. And chickens! Oh, I hate the chickens. Nice job. Just be careful, they have a mean kick to them.

I would have barked at cows, too. And, in your yard, how dare they. What's a cow? I bark a just about anything. I'm glad you're taking care of your mom!

Gee, you are really brave, Colton....I'm not really sure what a cow is either, but if it's really big, I'm sure I would have stayed behind the sewing machine.

Man, you get all the cool stuff, Colton! All I have are bunnies and birds.