Out of food? I didn't realize that was a possibility!? I'm worried now. What if Dad forgets? A cat cannot survive on temptation treats alone! I'm surprised you made it through. So, tell me, if it came down to it, who would you eat first? Lola? Cookie? Mom? A cat has to watch out for himself ya know.
As much as I love my puppy Lola, I'd have to eat her first. She'd be the tenderest, easiest to catch and least likely to bite back. Kirby would be way too tough and would probably taste like poop.
Leave my BFF alone! Go pick on Hoover. All ya gotta do is turn the printer on. He'll be putty in your paw.
Don't get your panties in a bunch, little girl. You have NO idea how she treats me. She tackles me when I'm asleep, sitting, bathing, walking and pondering. Why? I don't know! I do love her and wrestling is fun, but DANG! I wouldn't try to eat Hoover, he'd taste too gamey. He's outside a lot. I wouldn't REALLY eat Lola, either, I guess. She's kinda cute and fun. Now if she were a tuna......
Yogi on Mar 17 at 09:34 PM