Where do I go?

I wish I could go out too. But I'm not allowed, Mom says its too dangerous. We get to go out on our back porch (It's closed in) and watch the birds and squirrels. But I don't think it is the same as going out. Going out is fun until I get caught. I like sneaking out when my people aren't watching.

Eeeeh, enjoy the air conditioning in the summer and the heating vent in the winter. There's fresh water and moist food whenever you want it. The outside is overrated...the birds fly too fast and the squirrels aren't as tasty as the appear.

I am an outdoor cat. Outside is great during the summer, but if there's some white stuff on the ground, and you don't like getting your paws wet, you'll stay inside.