Ha ha, but this post really is. Hmmm, what have I been up to? Well with mom being sick, none of us have really been able to use the computer. Dad gets tired of holding us up to the keyboard to type. He's not nearly as patient as our sainted mother:-) Ok enough of that, back to me. Do you like my new picture? I was sound asleep with my nose smushed up on the couch. Check out my profile for pics of me with Dayzee. My stool check came out negative for parasites! Very good since I had all kinds of yuckies in me. I am gaining a little weight and a little hair. My ears are still pretty bald but my tail looks much better. Potty training is really hard. I was allowed to potty in my crate all the time so crating me doesn't stop it. I hear the words "dog laundry" around here alot! Now about the crazy breeder lady. She finally gave up on getting me back. Foster mom said "No way, no how. Not going to happen ever, ever, ever! crazy breeder lady". But the first lady that bought me returned the dog that was my replacement and the two week old puppies to the crazy breeder lady. She was so worried about going to jail even though the cbl was in Missouri and couldn't do anything here. Mom even had an appointment with a lawyer for them but my other mother couldn't hold out a day or two. Mom's really upset that she could send those dogs back into that horrible life. She said she could never live with herself if she allowed an animal to be returned to such horrific conditions. But what's done is done. Mom's just really glad that I'm still here and cbl was just all about the money. She never cared about me anyway. So she got $500 and her momma dog back plus 3 healthy puppies. What a scam! Just another reason to NEVER buy puppies especially from someone on the internet. I'm just glad that's all behind me now and I could focus on learning to be a good dog and find a good home. Stay warm little buddies. Peace out, your friend Sweetie