She's too lazy to type today... So I'm posting Caturday fun for her. ;) With all the recent bad stuff, we need some fun!

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First, a joke (sorry blondes):

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

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Pictures!

It's stuff like this that encourages me to keep the cats out of the bedroom:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-alarm-cat-clock-practice-bed-jump.jpg

For Sir Mix-A-Lot fans...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cat-dog-love-mixalot.jpg

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Last, but not least, for those familiar with the icanhascheezburger.com site, they're working on a "lolcat bible translation" ( http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page ). Here's an excerpt:

1. In teh beginnin Invisible Man was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.

2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3. And Invisible Man sayz, i can has light? and teh light wuz.

4. Teh Invisible Man sawed teh light, to sees stufs, and speraratered the light form dark and stufs

5. And Invisible Man sayed light Day and dark no Day. Teh evning and morning was teh first day.

6. And Invisible Man sayed, letz tehre be teh ceilings of waterz, with waterz up n waterz down.

7. And Invisible Man doed the skiez with waterz down and waterz up, and stuff.

8. And Invisible Man sayed, letz up be teh firmmint, so evning and morning was teh twoth day.

9. And Invisible Man gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted

10. And Invisible Man called no wather Earths, so tehre.

11. And Invisbile Man sayed, wants grass and stuff! so yield seedz and stuff, and fruitzors and vegbatels.

12. And Invisible Man sawed that weedz is teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed.