As most of you know, I LOVE to wrestle with any of my fur siblings that are game. I will let you all in on a move that I have invented and perfected over the last month.
It's called, The Butt.
As I am wrestling, I back my butt up into my victim's face as I look over my shoulder to get the right aim. I don't put my butt anywhere else except in faces. I used to slowly back up so I didn't miss, but now...VROOM! The butt goes into action, quickly and precisely. I do this move several times during a wrestle session, however, it does not ensure a victory on my part. I don't know why. It should.
I think my 2 favorite siblings to do "the butt" on are Kirby and Oreo. I don't know why, butt (haha!) I enjoy doing it to them the most.
I'm willing to give lessons if anyone is interested. This is a learned skill and takes time to perfect, but worth every effort. Just let me know and I'll come over. Maybe Ernest T can drive me.
This move promises fits of hysterical laughter from the humans in your house.
Annushka on Jan 31 at 01:53 PM