It is soooo dark and depressing lately. Does anyone want to party??

I am a party animal. We can meet at my place and sneak into the woods. We will start a fire and roast FE-LIONS. After drinking and eating, we will take a roll in the grass. Get all the smell off from us. Now, we are un-noticed. We sneak up on those possum, micies, vermin of any kind and kill. After this, we go back and smoke and drink some more. It is nice so let us shed our coats and skinny dip in the pond. A good time had by all. OH! NO! The police are here. My friend, let you and I hide under this log...To Be Continued.