Hello little one. You will need a royal name since you are a cat and cats rule over the earth. I use my common name here, but my royal name is Tsarina Hannah Banana Marie of Persia. Would you like to be a princess, queen, tsarina, duchess, countess, baroness? Welcome lovely, and watch out for Sir Denny Crane.
mommy told me bout denny crane. she said i am too young for scotch or cigars. (what is scotch and cigars?) right now i am busy looking under the door at a REALLY big red dog!!it keeps sniffing the door! mommy said that is jersey joe. i also met this guy called daddy a few minutes ago. i talk a lot, so i said MOW!!! yes, i think i will like it here. well, gotta run...gotta chase that arrow thing on the computer screen. what is a computer?
You are a pretty little thing, but MUCH too young for me. I have some standards, and do not wish to be thought of as a Dirty Old Cat. Besides, I would never dishonor the memory of your special brother in Cat Heaven, Stuart. I shall think of you as my little Fiona, since that is a Scottish name as was the name of my dear Tuxedo brother, Stuart. He will be keeping a close eye on you and his old friend, Speedy. I'm drinking a Scotch in your honor. Welcome to the IndyPaws family, little one.
Lady Penelope on Jan 04 at 08:20 PM