Bipeds' mental health waning

At least you got SOME sort of mention. Our humans' card was a picture of only Sydney and me, no humans, but said "Best wishes, Bruce and Amy." I wonder if their friends thought that Bruce and Amy now looked like Austrapillons instead of humans. And what is up with the squirrels? Do you live with a squirrel worshipping cult? They ARE mad.

That's absurd. Squirrels?? Really?? What about them even screams Christmas? Don't tell me there's a Santa Squirrel. Our Christmas card was a pic of us dogs in a sleigh. The inside was signed with our names in paranthesis. Like we were last minute signatures...

Great looking family especially the two beagles.

Wow, this is a serious offense by the bipeds. I'm thinking that you should do something worse than a cold nose in the middle of the night. Why don't you bring something dead into the house, take it to their bed, and roll around in it under their blankets and leave it there for them to find later? I think that would suffice.

Wow Deuce...I didn't know you could be that devious!!

Oh, Deuce, my love, I hope I never make you mad! That is some serious mojo!

Dead things do not bother these bipeds. The large male used to hunt, the female lived in dorms at a state university, and the two young bipeds are both boys. This might call for something more desperate, ... like Beauregard licking them after one of his copraphagia episodes.