Part evil cat, part dog

You know, Mom thinks I'm weird. That's only because I have to sniff somebody to have them touch me. Yep, that's right! And I only do that because I have a dream or being a cat who sniffs out drugs...(and I swear, sometimes Mom is so goofy with her friends I think she's on dope or something ;)). Well, any of you other cats have different parts of animal in ya? I know I do, and I'm NOT proud of it!

Audrey