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I am not Ishmael

Marty McFly on Behavior - Fri, December 21 2007

This winter my mom was going to tackle reading Moby Dick, but now she can't because I ate it. I am still a little concerned about Santa coming.

Kirby on Dec 21 at 04:40 PM

Dude??!! You ATE Moby Dick? If I were you, I'd leave some extra good cookies for Santa. And hang low on eating Moby Dick....maybe it hasn't reached Santa's ears. I'm pulling for ya, Marty.

Madison♥ on Dec 21 at 06:38 PM

You ate Moby Dick? I hope you are talking about the book and not the actual whale. *rolls on floor laughing*

Deuce on Dec 21 at 07:03 PM

Holy crap, Marty! Did you eat the whole book? Did you get paper cuts when you pooped it out? HAHAHA!!!!!

Star Hunter on Dec 21 at 07:11 PM

HA! Ate the book. How about those paper cuts.

Godzilla on Dec 21 at 08:16 PM

tell your mom you can not read that well so you ate that darn book so she will get the movie so you both can enjoy it. don't worry about the big guy, you been good most of the time and that's whats counts.

Max on Dec 21 at 08:57 PM

Hey guy, what you should have done was to eat the last chapter. That way, your mom would never know how it ended. Har-dee-har-har!

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