Yipdee freakin' doo. Just what we need, another little brown wussy around the house. I bet those two will be doing each others hair and gossiping all night long. Why don't my parents ever get a real dog? Or better yet, give away a dog instead of getting another? I'd be happy to be an only dog again.

What happened to the NO VACANCY sign, Chase? Can't you have them arrested as they cross the county line? I thought for sure you were going to say that y'all already had a sissy...Blitzen! I just cracked myself up.

Well, I for one am happy for you. I don't have a sissy, but I love my bubby. We sleep together and play together and go places together. It's great.

Wow. Sorry, Chase dude. And so close to Christmas, too. That really bites. Mom said that she sent your mom a note oogling over the "newbie" and thought she was already at your house. Never mind, my mom is a crazy as your mom.... I reall hope that lab doesn't have those puppies at your house. No. We won't even go there.

Well, I'M happy for you Blitzen!! Girl doxies rock and love to snuggle by the fire. Let Chase be a butt! He's gonna miss out on all of the fun.

That sounds great, Blitzen....I love snuggling with KC...she's so nice and warm with all that fat..heehee.

Once again.....I'm NOT fat, sister Peaches...it's my body structure. See if I snuggle with you again!

Gee, KC...I was just kiddin'...you're so touchy!!!

Peaches...it's called being "fluffy". Please get your terminology correct. Fat is one of those offensive words. Sheesh.

Yeeeeah....no. Kirby, you're fat.

Congratulations! I would like to have one of those, then we could play and play and play, and snuggle too. But mom says there's not enough money right now, whatever that is.