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Pass Pets/Tux Tuesday

Denny Crane on Shopping - Tue, December 18 2007

Since it's my traditional day to correspond with my IP entourage, mother has asked that I pass along a Happy Tuxedo Tuesday from the Muttblood family. She also wants to know if anyone on the site has any connections to the Simon family. As many of you know, Pass Pets in Castleton does business in a Simon mall, Castleton Square. They are notorious for preying on the lack of impulse control of the people who frequent said mall, and always have cute puppies and kittens in the windows to tug at the heartstrings of an uninformed public. Mother was wondering about starting a petition or somehow contacting one of the richer-than-dog Simons and appealing to their traditionally bleeding heart sensibilities, hoping that, in this case, their compassion might overtake their bottom line. But she has never done anything like this before, and I'm not in the mood to give legal advice today, so is throwing this out to the IP community. I'll bet those Simons have cigars and Scotch on a nightly basis. Maybe they will invite me over. Sir Denny Crane
PS---am I on tonight? With the mad cow and all, I don't remember.

Otto on Dec 18 at 11:40 AM

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Sir Denny, you're always a hoot. I think it's a great idea. One of the people at the protest Sat said she worked at Pass Pets when she was a teenager. She said if one of the animals got sick they wouldn't let anyone take them to the vet. They had to call and wait on a vet to come to them and if they died fine, if they didn't that was fine too. She said they would tell the employees that they would do "tests" on them to see what they died from, but you know they didn't because that costs money....So, I think that's a great idea. Maybe we can suggest something to replace the revenue as well. Because it really is all about the bottom line. We couldn't possibly replace all the revenue, but what if they held adoptions in the same location and sold pet items.

Mama Muttblood^..^ on Dec 18 at 12:26 PM

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Adoptions and pet items in the same space is a GREAT idea, and very innovative. Maybe that would be an angle to draw more people into the mall. Like they need anymore! It's always SO crowded that I avoid Hassleton like the plague.

Buster on Dec 18 at 12:50 PM

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Denny Crane, you always have good ideas. It must be your legal training. Mama got me a tuxedo sweater to wear to my human sister's wedding, so I can post on your Tuxedo Tuesday now.

Denny Crane on Dec 18 at 01:30 PM

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Welcome aboard, Buster my friend. Did anyone happen to see me in my Coast Guard uniform last week. I looked dashing. Sir Denny Crane

Oreo on Dec 18 at 01:49 PM

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Happy Tuxedo Tuesday! Sorry I don't have any Simon connections.

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